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Joke of the Day

"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"

"I want a coffee so rich and bold it has a cabin in the woods where it hunts humans for sport."

"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."

"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""

"Did you hear the one about the batman midnight showing? I heard that people were really Fired up about it! too spoon?"

"I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone."