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Joke of the Day

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."

"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law."

"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"

"little son knows How to scare parents? Dad: ""Can I see your report card, son?"" Son: ""I don't have it."" Dad: ""Why?"" Son: ""I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."""

"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He did nazi how late it was!"

"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."

"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."

"I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, ""So, what do we have here?"""