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Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."
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"[having sex] ME: oh yeah do you like that HER: faster! ME: *like an auctioneer* doyoulikethat-isee$5foryes-$5foryes-doisee$10-$10foryes"
"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."
"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin looks at the other and says ""Man its hot in here"" the other muffin looks back ans says ""Holy Shit a talking Muffin"""
"How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little nazis."
"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"
"whats that under your shirt, Louie? you wearing The Wire? you wearing a literal DVD taped to your chest for the purposes of a visual gag eh?"