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Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."
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"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"life is just a series of people giving up on you til your body gives up too but yeah sure, I'll bring my famous guacamole to the baby shower"
"The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong"
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"
"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""