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Joke of the Day
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."
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"[bono dressed as magician] ""think of a song any song"" purple haze ""right n- no, a U2 song"" oh ok um.. elevation? ""ok now.. check your phone"""
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
"'Nothing like a real book' I say 'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!' My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how do you get them in there?"
"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."
"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."
"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"is this your first day on the internet? men are men, women are men, and children are cops..."