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Joke of the Day

"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"

"Why can a penguin never win Best Actor? Because it is part black."

"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."

"BABY: WAAAAAAA- ME: Shhhh, it's okay. BABY: -AAAAAAAA- ME: shhhh.... BABY: -AAAAAALUIGI! ME: wtf BABY: (whispering) No one will believe you."

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."

"I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."

"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."

"What do you call a fish that takes a selfie? Selfish"