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Joke of the Day

"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"

"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"[dog paws your leg when you stop stroking his head] 1st time: ""aww cuuuute"" 2nd time: ""ha okay"" 3rd time: ""i am trapped in a nightmare"""

"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"

"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""