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Joke of the Day

"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."

"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"

"Why was the Mexican bad at archery? He didn't habanero"

"What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"""

"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"

"Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*."

"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""

"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"