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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!"

"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"My car was like ""change my oil"" & I was like ""change it yourself, stupid"" & it was like ""I can't, I'm an inanimate object"" & then we laughed"

"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"

"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."