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"What do you call a fish that takes a selfie? Selfish"
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"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""
"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."
"Vampire 1: ""I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."" Vampire 2: ""How awful!"" Vampire 1: ""Yes. Fortunately I found some in the neck of time."""
"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"
"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"
"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."