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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
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"What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill"
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."
"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."
"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"