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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
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"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."
"Baby I wanna love you across the face with a romance shovel."
"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"If God had an iPhone, like 8 of the 10 Commandments would have typos in them."
"Sorry I put a Gryffindor scarf on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Hermione Manger."
"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."