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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president."

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"My wife's just like my kids... Imaginary"

"What do you call Star Wars Spoilers? *Wookie*Leaks."

"Hey scientists, you gave us Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. How about you stop playing with your dicks and give us something for cancer?"

"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"

"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."

"Bones - joke Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"

"Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."