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Joke of the Day
"Why can a penguin never win Best Actor? Because it is part black."
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"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"
"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"
"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."
"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."
"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"
"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"
"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."