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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
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"If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future... I would have 2020 vision."
"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."
"Autocorrect changed ""stranger"" to ""strangler"" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that."
"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."
"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"
"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"
"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"
"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."