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Joke of the Day

"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support"

"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"Doctor Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ba dum tsssshhh"

"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."