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Joke of the Day
"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"
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"what do you do with someone that is having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."
"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"
"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""
"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"
"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"A radio said to the female radio... -Let's make some some baby radios! To which the female radio replied: -I can't, I am stereo"