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Joke of the Day

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"

"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."

"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."

"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause."

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."