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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed ""stranger"" to ""strangler"" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"Hey girl Wanna party like it's 1982?"

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"

"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"

"People often ask why i dont shave myself, and i tend to give them a simple answer I have better things to do than to cut myself..... (sorry)"

"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"