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Joke of the Day

"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"

"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."

"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"

"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

"What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"

"Why did the snowman have his pants down? Because he heard the snowblower was coming."

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."