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Joke of the Day
"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"
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"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."
"As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon."
"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"
"I'm going to save my resolution for 2015, I think I want to be an asshole for another year."