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Joke of the Day

"I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros."

"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]"

"I'm glad George Washington didn't live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."

"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"

"At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, ""Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."""

"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"