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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"I want to see a documentary about Morgan Freeman that is narrated by wild animals."

"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."

"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."

"Cs go joke How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb. None cause they cant climb the ladder ahahahahahaha"

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

"Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"