88133
Joke of the Day
"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."
Next Joke
"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."
"This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?"
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"I know I'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme."
"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""
"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."