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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."
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"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"
"What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book."
"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"
"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"
"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"
"A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her ""don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."""
"What type of plant can you use to make phone calls? A telefern"
"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."