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Joke of the Day
"Why do Russians like pho so much? It's So-Viet."
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"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"I eat a wide variety of foods: lasagna, tacos, hamburgers... and dim sum."
"Me: I can't believe that they're still together after all the shit they have been through! Friend: Who? Me: My ass cheeks. I've got a bad case of diarrhea!"
"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."
"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it is going to about 7 episodes."
"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."