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Joke of the Day
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
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"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."
"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."
"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle? none... Pringles come in cans"
"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."
"I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style...."
"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"