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Joke of the Day

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."

"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"

"I Messed up a Customer's Sandwich Order Today... Oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub"

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."

"what do mexicans and cue balls have in common? the harder you hit them, the more english they pick up..."

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"

"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work."

"I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I've Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!"