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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
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"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."
"Q: What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gay men?A: Oh. Single. It's called single."
"TRUMP: I just killed & ate a homeless man MEDIA: You're a monster TRUMP: This sort of political correctness is what's ruining our country"
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"
"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""