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Joke of the Day

"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."

"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."

"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"

"I once ate a watch It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."

"I don't trust this 'would you like cash back' bullshit. I'm trying to give you my money, but you're also trying to give me my money? Weird."

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"

"Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?"

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."