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Joke of the Day

"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."

"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

"An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"

"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"

"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"

"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"

"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."