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Joke of the Day

"I eat a wide variety of foods: lasagna, tacos, hamburgers... and dim sum."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves"

"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"What did the seahorse say to the fat man? ""You're fat!"""

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."

"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"

"Yes, in fact I DO know what it's like to bleed like crazy once a month. That's my flossing schedule."