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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"
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"Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I'll play mine"
"Some are mad Trump won. Others are mad that the anti-Trumps are mad. I'm mad that you open up a new bag of chips and it's only 1/3 full."
"Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!"
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"
"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
"[offensive] What do books have that Mexican's don't? Papers"