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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"

"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"

"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."

"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"

"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"

"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."

"*smels vinyl record* The Continents r ok but they wer way beter befor they split up. do u kno the supergroup Pangaea? its from befor ur time"

"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"