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Joke of the Day

"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"What kind of ant can count? An account*ant*."

"If you lost my trust, don't expect that sh*t back."

"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"

"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"