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Joke of the Day
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
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"An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment Husband: ""I said you were the good kind of fat!"""
"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."
"I taught the kids to sign my name on report cards and detention slips because a good parent knows how to delegate responsibility."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien."
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"
"Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond."
"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""
"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."