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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
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"We've all been yelled at... Let us all just take a moment of silence for the times we have been yelled at for doing something wrong on reddit..."
"Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land. Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox. Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?"
"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "
"I want to tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones argon."
"* 50 pushups * * 100 situps * * Runs 3 miles * My exercise program is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions."
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
"What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"