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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
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"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "
"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."
"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."
"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"
"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."