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Joke of the Day

"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""

"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."

"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."

"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."

"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."

"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."