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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!"

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ""facial"" is used."

"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"

"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"

"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."

"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"

"Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings."

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"

"Donald Trump gets elected Oops thought i was on r/nosleep"