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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."
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"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"
"I bought my girlfriend 2 presents for her birthday I got her a new pair of shoes and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."
"A politician in an ancient civilization... He'll only just babble on."
"Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit."
"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."
"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""
"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."