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Joke of the Day

"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."

"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."

"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."

"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."

"What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd."

"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"

"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."

"Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to cut hair for a living? He moved to the barbery coast."

"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."

"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."