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Joke of the Day

"Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit."

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole."

"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"

"We white people don't shoot eachother I'm the streets like you blacks.... We do it in the schools because we have class! I'm sorry!!"

"If my girl didn't want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn't have said she bought it ""for me."" Women are confusing."

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian? A Caribou"

"What do you call a lesbian prostitute? A rug hooker."