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Joke of the Day
"A politician in an ancient civilization... He'll only just babble on."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"
"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."
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"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"