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Joke of the Day

"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""

"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"

"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."

"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."

"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."

"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"

"What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite? Their age."