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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
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"the most semi-awesome vegetable is the rad-ish"
"An old Jewish man asked me for directions. I didn't really care where he was going, so I told him it was straight on until the third reich."
"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"
"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"
"You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day..."
"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"