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Joke of the Day

"""my dad works at Nintendo"" ""No he doesn't ur such a liar"" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* ""Hey sport, good day at school?"""

"It's your choice. Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death."

"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"

"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"Just finished a puzzle in only two weeks! I'm pretty proud of myself, because the box said 3-5 years."

"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"

"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"

"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"How do you get an LSU football player to stop masturbating? Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it."