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Joke of the Day
"Why does Fred Williard keep Kleenex in his pocket? They come in handy."
Next Joke
"I think the easiest way to get a woman to sleep with you is to have her in bed with you when she's very tired."
"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."
"I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'"
"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos"
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"