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Joke of the Day

"Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."

"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""

"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"

"What's Darth Vader's sister's name? Elle Vader. *Badum tsssss*"