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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"
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"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"
"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."
"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"
"How did Helen Keller break her hands? Reading road signs at 30 MPH"
"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."
"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."