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Joke of the Day
"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."
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"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"
"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""
"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."
"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"
"So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say ""April Fools!"" & we get our country back?"