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Joke of the Day
"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."
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"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"
"I've always had an over-active imagination. Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun"
"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""
"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."
"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."
"The Barman says, ""We don't serve superluminal particles in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."