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Joke of the Day

"I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,""That's him."""

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"

"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."

"I thought she said ""tantrum sex"" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman."

"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."

"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"

"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"

"I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class it was read only."