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Joke of the Day

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."

"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."

"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"

"if you don't appreciate Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson, I guess you could say you're taking him for granite. thanks & God bless"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"

"Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard."

"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"