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Joke of the Day
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
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"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."
"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
"Thanks for telling me this is your ""pet cat"" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... they're both stuck up bitches."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"
"I'm such a disaster that 9/11 and The Titanic would go out on a date together and watch a movie about me."
"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."
"Why did the fish fall off it's bike? It's a fish."