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Joke of the Day
"Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard."
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"I'm calling my dick ""Infinite Warfare"" because no one wants it"
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler"
"Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX"
"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."