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Joke of the Day

"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."

"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"

"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last hit was the wall."

"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."

"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored."

"The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!"